The Definitive Ranking Of Seasons — buzzfeed.com

Summer is overconfident. Summer is arrogant. Summer thinks it just naturally gets to be the best season, like it doesn’t even have to try, because it’s warm and Shakespeare once used it in a sonnet. Well, you know what, Summer? It’s time someone told you that you are a terrible season: • Summer is far too hot, your skin literally starts cracking and bubbling and then falling off. • Summer makes things smell terrible, including but not limited to a) people and b) cities. • Summer means men who should not take their shirts off taking their shirts off. • Summer also means men wearing flip-flops. • Summer means hayfever, which is horrible and leaves you wanting to tear your own face off because plants are literally having sex in it. • In conclusion: Summer is a twat.

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