An anonymous person has posted a request on the "computer gigs" board of the Los Angeles Craigslist with the subject line, "Idiot Needed to beat Vanilla Dome in Super Mario World - SNES." You should see the post for yourself, as its use of image and layout is exquisite. Here is the text in its entirety:

If you'd like to help this person, they can be contacted through the Craiglist post, though be warned that the compensation is "no pay," though whiskey and donuts will be provided. I have to believe this post belongs in the personals board, because it reads like the cute-meet for a very of-the-moment romantic comedy. I can see the logline now: "When an outspoken feminist helps a forum troll beat Vanilla Dome, a passion is born. But will love last when their favorite website gives the next Grand Theft Auto a 9 out of 10?"

Still planning on reaching out? Please let us know if you find love.