Welcome, dear gem hunters and DANCMSTR refugees!
Tonight’s theme was both appropriate and preposterous — much like the bedazzled series itself — as we all know that in many ways, EVERY night is Disney Night on "Dancing With the Stars." How many times has Bruno screamed “Youuuu were like Princess Jasmine of Agrabah, slllllithering along this magic carpet ride I call my profession!” or “I tell you, you were like Prince Eric. Dripping. Wet. Climb aboard…” (while gyrating)? MANY. I don’t have time to consult 18 seasons’ worth of notes right now. Just trust me. This was not Cinderella’s first time in the Planet Mirrorballus ballroom.
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