24 Things All Perfectionists Have Nightmares About — buzzfeed.com

“We’ll just play it by ear.” UM, NO WE WON’T. EXCUSE ME PERSON, PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, FIX YOUR BELT. Things I would rather do than work in a group: 1. Bleach my asshole. YOU MISSED A SPOT. And by a spot, I mean a million of them. Welp, looks like I have to start over, see you in 5 hours. Please type this and then return it to me, thanks. :: Tries for 6 hours, thinks about them the entire time. ::

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