America Is Realizing Flavored Vodka Is Candy-Coated Barf — jezebel.com

It only took a decade, but it looks like America is perhaps finally losing its taste for revolting new varieties of flavored vodka. Guess everyone finally realized that candy corn is bad anyway; the only thing that makes it worse is combining it with vodka. In recent years, vodka makers have been pumping up their profits by introducing new, ever-more revolting flavored varieties. And, of course, these monstrosities were very heavily marketed to women, as some combination of dick and/or candy surrogate. Marshmallow dildos for everyone!

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