Glenn Beck’s Santa nightmare: Why his new Kris Kringle story will horrify you — salon.com

After Glenn Beck’s recent announcement that he’s being treated by a “chiropractic neurologist” for a variety of physical and mental symptoms (including hallucinations), the man is back with a vengeance and he’s going to be releasing new material over the next couple of years that’s bound to knock your (Christmas) stockings off. You may or may not have heard that Beck has a book and movie empire. It’s called the American Dream Labs and they’re devoted to faith-based stories for the whole family. They currently have two projects in development. One is called “The Revolutionary” and it seems to be shrouded in secrecy. Knowing Beck’s love of thrillers it’s possible that’s a sequel to his blockbuster bestseller “The Overton Window.” We can only hope that it will feature the exciting action and scintillating dialogue like “I’ve got some rules, too, and rule number one is, don’t tease the panther” from that earlier masterpiece. On the other hand, it’s always possible that he’s rewriting the story of George Washington revealing for the first time that he was actually the direct descendant of Jesus Christ and Cleopatra. We’ll just have to wait and see.

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