Polish Playground Bans Pooh Because 'It Doesn't Wear Underpants!' — jezebel.com

Winnie the Pooh may seem like a lovable fictional bear, but a Polish town has sen through his headful of bees and innocent love for honey and labeled him as what he really is: A hermaphrodite that sends the wrong message because he doesn't wear pants. Before we get into the actual statement, I want to point out that by wearing a shirt, Winnie the Pooh is already doing more than most animals. Outside of a put-upon household pet (I bought my guinea pigs princess costumes) or an abused circus attraction, most animals wander about in the wild in nothing but their fur, their genitals splayed out for the world to see. Bears, especially, are not only known not to wear clothes, but are also rumored to shit in the woods. Winnie is pretty much a goddamn saint for covering up whatever he has under there.

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