I recently met up with an old friend I hadn’t seen in two years, and after catching up and freaking out the details we’d picked up about each other’s lives from Facebook stalking, she said she was excited to show me something. She pulled her hair up into a ponytail and revealed that her ears were significantly larger than I’d remembered them. She had giant gauges, probably big enough to shove a quarter through them, and she was beaming. “Do you like them?” she asked. I started at her ear lobes for a second, thought about it, and ended up saying, “I… don’t know!” We both cracked up when we heard my answer, and I haven’t been able to stop replaying that scene in my head and giggling. I genuinely have no idea whether or not I like stretched ears, you guys. I’m really torn!
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