People Love This Pub’s Christmas “Rules” For Drinkers — buzzfeed.com

Landlord Steve Bowen told the Plymouth Herald: “There have been a couple of derogatory comments but I just did it as a festive joke. Most of the people that follow the page are already regulars, and therefore would appreciate the joke.” Please, please do not read this if you are easily offended, but we have a few rules this Christmas: Xmas at The Stoke Inn, Plymouth It’s that festive time of year when decent, honest boozers are plagued by non-drinkers. And not real non-drinkers, not people who don’t ever drink, they’re fine. We’re talking about people who don’t go near a pub for 11 months out of the year, the kind of awful human beings who buy their beer from supermarkets with the weekly shop, people who consume such a laughable quantity of alcohol that they can only be designated as “non-drinkers”. Whether it’s the Christmas work-do or a festive drink with friends, you are ruining pubs for the rest of us. Everyone hates you. Every actual drinker in the pub hates you and all the serving staff hate you. You’re awful. Here’s a guide on how to not be quite so awful.

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