This Rotten Week: Predicting The Woman in Black: Angel of Death Reviews — cinemablend.com

Just remember, I'm not reviewing these movies, but rather predicting where they'll end up on the Tomatometer. Let's take a look at what This Rotten Week has to offer. See what almost traumatized my kid in the trailer for The Woman in Black: Angel of Death Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. A bunch of people move into a house. And everything is good for awhile. People getting along. Living life. Generally enjoying their new digs. But then things start going a little pear-shaped. Blood on the wall here. Voice there. Whispering in the darkness. Things going bump. We can explain it away in bits in and pieces. Only of course there’s a demon or something and before you know it everyone in the house is dying in ever-escalating and disgusting ways. Heard this one before? I sure hope so because this film comes out 8-10 times a year. It’s stupid. I don’t care that critics haven’t taken a collective dump on this one yet. It’s boring. Can we just take like one year off from these movies? Just one? I don’t think I’m asking for much.

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