How To Tell If You Are In A High Fantasy Novel — the-toast.net

Something that has not happened in a thousand years is happening. You are going to the City. There is only one City. It is only said with a capital C. No one needs to bother saying the name of the City. It is the City. Certain members of the Council are displeased with your family’s recent actions. A bard is providing occasional comic relief; no one hired or invited him and his method of earning a living is unclear.

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