15 Things That Diet Coke Addicts Don't Want To Hear About Anymore — buzzfeed.com

You’re so right, I’ll be dead in minutes. Feed my cat, don’t bury me wearing white. The only thing that doesn’t dehydrate you is water and water-dense plants but I’m not casting judgment on your Triscuits, lady. I’ve always felt my bones were too big anyway. Then may they get the weak-willed ginger ale drinking little mouse that they DESERVE. Know what else can? Absolutely everything else that we eat and drink. Stop scapegoating my silver cylinder of joy.

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