16 Ways To Describe That Friend You Hate — buzzfeed.com

Right, let’s list all of the ways you describe that mate to people who don’t know him. What you mean: “They’re the sort of person who’d think sticking a pube in your lunch is funny.” What you mean: “If it was just you two left in the pub, you’d beg for the sweet release of death.” What you mean: “Do NOT, under any circumstance, let on that their crap jokes annoy you.” What you mean: “They’re prone to the occasional brainfart, so it’s probably best you don’t trust them with anything.”

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