We took whole articles, and then, using a USDA-inspected process, selected only the finest informational snouts and hooves and lovingly crafted the equivalent of fact hot dogs -- for you, the Internet. So that you may share them with your unenlightened friends on social media -- or put them in your macaroni and cheese. Whatever. We're not the boss of you.
They might even make you look smarter. We call them Crackedoids.
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