53 Brutally Honest Thoughts You Have Before An Online Date — buzzfeed.com

1. Alright, what am I going to wear? 2. Oh, maybe I’ll wear that red shirt I love. 3. Nope. Can’t wear that. I’m wearing that in one of my dating profile pictures. 4. I need to look like I’m not trying that hard. 5. So that will take about an hour. 6. I’m just going to look at their profile one more time. 7. Oh, they were active 5 minutes ago – they’re already lining up their next date. 8. Or maybe they’re stalking me, too. 9. MAYBE WE’RE SIMULTANEOUSLY STALKING EACH OTHER. 10. Oh my god, they’re probably nervous, too. 11. OK, I need to relax. 12. I’m going to have a glass of wine. 13. Just to ~ease the nerves.~ 14. But just one – I don’t want to show up drunk. 15. That would make this date easier, though. 16. Maybe I should take a shot? 17. NO. You are not pre-gaming your date!

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