An Open Letter To Pizza Hut Regarding Their Limited-Edition Nail Polish Sets — mtv.com

For years, we have taken shelter under your instantly recognizable red roof. That place — where sweet sauce, fluffy crust, and gooey cheese meet in sacred unity — is where we feel at home. You have gotten us through many a birthday, breakup, and binge-watching session, and our mouths and stomachs feel forever indebted to you. When we learned that you had expanded your genius into creating a line of pizza-inspired nail polish, our love for you rose faster than the doughiest crust and grew deeper than the deepest deep-dish pie. Our mouths watered as we dreamt of all the manicures we could design with Sparkling Supreme, Dough You Need Me, Voracious Veggie, Meat Me After Midnight, and the rest of these nail polish varieties. Oh, Pizza Hut, how clever you are to create such witty names and to finally acknowledge that our appetite for you has knows no boundary.

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