Slaying the Destroyer would have been so much easier.
Even Gabrielle and Xena had their own rough patches.
For those who don’t know, Lao Ma kept her husband IN A COMA so she could rule China.
Can we just take a minute and admire Ares’ facial hair?
Xena’s so awesome that men LITERALLY want to be her.
The most adorable butt-whooping duo you will ever see.
One of the clumsiest characters in all of history.