TBH Cinderella's Fairy Godmother Was The Absolute Worst Fairy Godmother — buzzfeed.com

Like both of her parents are D E A D as fuck and she’s a servant to her wicked stepmother. HELLO FAIRY GODMOTHER— THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU COME IN. Like are you a Hogwarts dropout or some shit? Because that’s the most IDEAL FORM OF TRANSPORTATION to get to a ball. Because why would you make this magic pumpkin carriage fly? THAT WOULD BE SILLY. Horse-mice that have never been bigger than a few inches UNTIL NOW is a MUCH better option, obviously.

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