Watch Everything Wrong With Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes — cinemablend.com

So, in total, Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes committed 104 cinema sins over the course of its 131-minute time. That’s roughly one every 1 minute and 15 seconds, which -- while it doesn’t sound great -- isn’t too bad a return when you compare it to the number of "sins" committed by other blockbusters from last summer… *ahem* Transformers: Age Of Extinction *ahem*. So what were the negative elements exposed in this video ? Well, how about right off the bat there’s the opening montage trying to insist that the standoff on the Golden Gate bridge at the end of The Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes was six hours long, when it was basically just a brief tussle between a few errant apes and the authorities. Meanwhile a random bear in Northern California attacks the apes, even though there hasn’t been a confirmed bear sighting in that area since 1922. And why did this last pocket of humans wait for their fuel to be just two weeks away from running out before doing anything about it?

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