2. Climb up on the conveyer belt and see if it’s powerful enough to carry you down to the register. 3. Scan yourself. 4. Start a light show using the cashier lights.
6. Stand on the bag carousel and spin around in circles until you feel a little bit nauseous. 7. Peruse the adorable array of garments in the children’s clothing section. 8. Shop for your non-existent child with no shame. 9. Go find some clothing in your own size. 10. Bring way more than six items into the dressing room… just because you can. 11. Put on a fashion show and strut down the aisle like it’s a runway. 12. Use the dressing room tags to rate your friend’s outfits.
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