1. Can’t believe some people have never been to Nando’s. 2. When someone says “Let’s go for a cheeky Nandos!” you ask no questions. 3. I’m gonna eat so much fucking chicken. 4. CHICKEN LICKEN LICKEN. 5. Fuck me, look at that bloody queue. 6. I’m not waiting for this. 7. I will totally wait for this. 8. YES I HAVE BEEN HERE BEFORE. 9. Shut up and give me the bloody table number. 10. Oh great, we’re downstairs. 11. There better be a till downstairs. 12. Nope, gotta go back up the stairs. 13. What’s my table number? 14. I literally just had it. 15. Maybe if I say “downstairs” they’ll know exactly where we are.
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