Feeling aggro? Have a kebab — theguardian.com

Age: The first recorded use of the word dates to 1377, but this is all fresh today, honest. Appearance: Sliced lamb or chicken, with salad, inside pitta bread. You want chips with that? No thanks, I'm far too drunk to eat anything. There's no such thing as too drunk. Only not drunk enough. Try it. Look, I'm not hungry. I'm angry. And what are you looking at, anyway? Please, take a bite. You'll feel less antisocial.

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